Wednesday, November 3, 2010
GNOMES!
Gnomes: weird creatures they are, I mean come on! Are they human, elf, dwarf. It's like what ever medieval god mad living creatures was on some opiate and made some dopey creature! They resemble humans, dwarfs, and elves! So, a human fall in love with some dwarf, named Ironhammer, no doubt. Then they had a short human thing, which then fell in love with the baby of a dwarf and elf, which worked for Santa obviously. Then Santa's elf, Caelma, meet the human dwarf, which doesn't deserve a name because of society banned the creature, mated and made the first gnome! So in short gnomes are a race of cross breeding one fourth human, gnome, and one half dwarf. Now you mix human, elf, and dwarf that is the height is the average of the threes' height. The beard is from the curly long beard of the dwarf with the straight long hair of the elf. The pointy ears are from the human and elf, so volia gnomes!
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they are statues, have you not seen the travelocity commercials? Yeah the little gnome skis all the time.. it's amazing how are you startled of such a cute little bugger?
ReplyDeleteThey are not statues and I am scared to death of those weird creatures! They are like one foot tall and are always smiling, PS: I may be afraid of gnomes, but what are you afraid of?
ReplyDeleteThe dark, which is understandable. Think about it, people only get murdered in the dark or something crazy like that. And I fight the fear of dark with a night light. (aka a lava lamp)
ReplyDeletef someone is going to kill you, a small light won't stop them!!! It will just tick 'em off more! Gnomes could be the one to kill!
ReplyDeleteAttackers don't want people to see there face that's why they attack at night so if the victim were to say I don't know, live, then they wouldn't be able to id the suspect there for giving the guy a get out of jail card until he comits again...
ReplyDeleteI doubt you'd survive a knife to the face... or gun shot wound... just sayin'. Oh, and commit has two m's
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